I love it when Heterosexual actors go gay for a role, it makes the whole concept of Gay for pay in the Adult industry that more entertaining. Heterosexual actors involving themselves in Homosexual acts is a lot like watching Fat kids exercise it’s sincerely humorous and endearing. On the one hand its touching in that these ‘noble and honorable’ beings are going so far to further the cause of homosexuals ala Laurence Olivier in Othello and on the other its hilarious because beneath all those years of method acting and artistic integrity you’re still thinking “AWKWARD, AWKWARD!
That’s for heterosexual actors of course, if you are gay kiss my ass! Because that’s not work that’s just getting ass you should be paying for it like the rest of us!
I digress, anyhoo, it’s taken 16 whole months for the United States of Cream Cakes and Corn Starch Kids to finally allow Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey to make out in a commercial cinema –Damn Them!- in the film “I love you Phillip Morris”. Which I’m afraid to say we’ll probably never see in a South African cinema, as the last thing the ANC and Ster-Kinekor need to see is the Gay-Gevaar, especially after we’ve just got over the Swaart-Gevaar and the Mlungu-Gevaar and the Happy Sindane-Gevaar!
Gevaar! Beautiful word.
Write a letter! Send an E-mail! Make a phone call! Do something so we can watch this gem on a gigantic screen for an unquestionably unreasonable amount of money because anyone who doesn’t want to see Megan Fox taking a shit on a desk must have money.
Hmmm…
They should make a sequel to this “I love you Fikile Mbalula”….
I wonder who will hold the proverbial Mshini Wami in this flick?
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